qualifications? my @$$ ...

more acronyms ... mostly from the accountant's point of view ...

CFA = Cute Fine Ass / Cute Firm Ass

CPA = Cute Perky Ass

CA = Cute Ass

BA = Big Ass

BBA = Big Bad Ass

if you do not possess the above qualifications, then it is N.A. ................. No Ass!

in the firm's context, having your own portolio of clients makes you an AH (allocation holder)

in other words ...

AssHole!