skeletons in the closet

we all have them ... deep dark secrets that we keep to ourselves ... the hidden persona that nobody else gets to see ... or the inner child that is just waiting to be exposed ... so its time to creep out of the closet ...

recent discoveries have opened the following closets :

lee is a ......... closet th-air
j-mee is a ........ closet groupie (aka orgyist)
@lloy is a ......... closet gangsta (*respect*)
tee is a .......... closet dude (disclaimer : that contribution came from j-mee)
bee is a ........ closet meat eater (its tough being a vegan ... but there are certain cuts of meat that appeal to him)
jee is a .......... closet German lover (she just loves Germans and their sausages ... i.e. bratwurst not that kinda sausages ... erm, well maybe that too ... hahaha)
me? i am a ....... closet crooner

so what sort of a closet are you? a walk-in wardrobe?

p/s : further to the above, a new contribution came up during lunch ... bee is also a closet monkey ...with all that monkey business and ah meng-ish antics ... its no wonder