Lexicons V
the REAL Vee-Day Vocab :
carniwhore
n. a girl who puts out for carnations.
cryday the 13th
n. The day before Valentine���s Day if you don���t have a boy/girlfriend.
kama-suture
n. Aid for injuries sustained during aerobic bedroom exercises (particularly by non-aerobic types).
long-stem posers
n. people who send themselves flowers from a ���secret admirer.���
lote
v. to walk the thin line between love and hate. (I lote Johnny. One day he���s a dollface; the next he���s a total wanker.)
poxes of chocolate
n. Last-minute purchases of cheap, red-cellophane-wrapped, low-quality chocolates that make one immediately ill.
PDR
n. public display of rejection: when your valentine takes you somewhere lovely only to break your heart in front of strangers.
Valenspammer
n. Shallow sentimentalist who sends valentines to everyone she knows. (���Don���t be flattered by Josie���s card. She���s a notorious Valenspammer.���)
whew! no poxes of chocolate this year! thanks bee, for the sweet Royce chocs ... aww ... that was a really sweet gesture man! u sure know that the way to our hearts is thru our stomach ... hahaha
1 Comments:
wahahah!! i wonder how many long-stem posers are there in the office!
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